Saturday, November 21, 2009

Sarah Palin Removes Face Mask At Book Signing: Reveals She's Really Spiro Agnew

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Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin today ripped off the face mask she has worn in public for the last 11 years, revealing herself to be a re...
Thursday, September 3, 2009

Gates Thinks We'll Win Afghan War, Sees Dow At 30,000, Men On Mars

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Secretary of State Robert Gates today issued an upbeat assessment of America's chances of prevailing in the war in Afghanistan, telling ...
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Monday, August 31, 2009

In Surprise Move, Patriots Trade Gisele Bundchen to Cowboys For Jessica Simpson, Draft Picks

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On the eve of the upcoming NFL season, the New England Patriots have traded quarterback Tom Brady's wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, to...

Sick Kids Hold Telethon To Benefit Jerry Lewis

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"Have you seen Jerry lately?" Freddy Johnston, age 7, asked a hastily assembled Las Vegas news conference. "He looks horribl...

"The View" Wins Daytime Emmy For Best Show Involving Women Of Various Races, Ages, Political Viewpoints, and Attractiveness Fawning Over Guests

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"The View" took home a Daytime Emmy today for Best Show Involving Women Of Various Races, Ages, Political Viewpoints, and Attracti...
Saturday, August 29, 2009

Lockerbie Bomber Says Prison Was Okay, Except For The Haggis

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Convicted and released Lockerbie bomber Abdel Baset al-Megrahi told a hastily assembled Tripoli news conference that he was grateful to his ...

Sharpton Claims LAPD Investigating Jackson Homicide "Only Because He's White"

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Reverend Al Sharpton today told a hastily assembled Brooklyn, New York news conference that the reason Michael Jackson's death was still...