Former President George H.W. Bush today offered to buy his son, current President George W. Bush, a "shiny, brand-new legacy to replace the smoking pile of kaka that he created over the last eight years."
Former President Bush told a hastily assembled Kennebunkport, Maine news conference that his son had not only "driven the United States into the ground economically and diplomatically, he's also destroyed our family name."
The Former President told reporters he was willing to spend "whatever is necessary" to buy off journalists, reporters, and historians "with or without publishing deals, contracts for magazines, or appointments at even minor universities to write something nice about my boy."
Former President Bush candidly acknowledged that President George W. Bush had allowed himself to be misled by neoconservaties and dragged into a "quagmire that makes the Vietnam War look like a beach vacation" and toppled the economy "like a dozen bowling pins."
Nevertheless, Former President Bush argued, "He's a good boy. He stopped using drugs a long time ago. He was never much of a student, but he did get through Yale. He's got to live with his legacy, but more important, so do Barbara and I. Please, America, give our family one last chance."
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Read the truth about the (Not so former) Master Spymaster George Herbert Walker Bush at my website, www.rickhyatt.freeservers.com
Then weep as you read to find out how, just as soon as the Gary Condits' "Sexual Political Embarrassment Service" they've provided for 30 years for the high-ranking corrupt in Congress is exposed, this upcoming election will be kaka. A "Royal Flush."
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