Poll: Obama Supporters Already Disillusioned, Asking “Where’s The Change?”

A CBS News/GQ/Conde Nast Traveler/Penthouse Magazine post-election poll reported that 86% of Obama voters are already disillusioned with the President-elect, agreeing with the statement that “He won the job two days ago and so far he’s accomplished nothing.”

Poll spokesman Alfredo Johnson told a hastily assembled Washington, D.C. news conference that more than five out of six Obama voters have “lost faith” in the new President because their lives are “exactly the same as they were before the election.

“The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are still going on,” Johnson said. “The banking system is as screwed up as ever. Global warming is still happening and the economy’s in the tank. And what’s Barack done so far? Nothing. That’s what we’re hearing from Democrats.”

When asked whether the electorate was being “too impatient” with the newly chosen President-elect, Johnson shrugged.

“I see their point,” he said. “They were promised change, they voted for change, and they don’t see any change. I mean, how much longer does this guy need to get stuff done? Suddenly Sarah Palin in 2012 is looking like the real thing.”