U.S. Supreme Court Nullifies Obama Victory “Because He’s Black”

In a 5-4 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court tonight nullified the Presidential election of Democratic candidate Barack Obama “because he’s Black.”

The Supreme Court, claiming to act of its own volition, set aside Obama’s victory on the ground that the Founding Fathers “would never have expected a person of color to ascend to the Presidency.”

Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts wrote, in a hastily written opinion in the case of A Bunch Of Angry Republican White Guys v. Obama, “When America was founded, we really only expected white people to become U.S. President. A strict construction of the Constitution, we believe, forbids everyone except, you know, white guys to be President.”

Roberts wrote in his decision that the judicial precedent of Bush v. Gore allowed the Supreme Court “to set aside the will of the people if enough important people tell us that we should.

“Can we really throw out lawfully chosen Presidential election results? Yes, we can!”