Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Pitino Leaves Tennesseans Puzzled As He Was Not Related To Girl

University of Louisville spokesman Harley Backhammer today told a hastily assembled Louisville, Kentucky news conference that the University had no problem with the fact men's basketball coach Rick Pitino had enjoyed a sexual encounter with a young woman not his wife in an Italian restaurant six years earlier.

"The only thing we're hearing from the alumni," Backhammer said, "was confusion over the fact that Coach was not related to the girl. I guess Northeners have different standards. As long as he keeps winning, though, he can sleep with anyone, whether it's a relative or not."

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