President Obama today signed Presidential Order 15207, restoring all single-family homes to their 2004 values.
“With one stroke of a pen,” the President told a hastily assembled Rose Garden news conference, “I have solved the housing crisis by mandating that all houses are worth today what they were worth five years ago. I’d like to congratulate myself on this bold effort and I look forward to solving health care by declaring that all Americans feel terrific.”
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