Praising what “a good-looking guy with a lot of cash, spare time, and access to aspiring actresses can accomplish,” the American Casual Sex Institute today awarded actor Warren Beatty its highest honor, the Lifetime Achievement Award.
Spokesman Ernest Preyner told a hastily arranged Beverly Hills news conference that Beatty epitomized the goals of the institute, to make casual sex “an art form and not just something that a few people get to do because they’re rich and famous.”
“Beatty opened the doors of casual sex to more people in Hollywood than anyone else,” Preyner said admiringly. “If it weren’t for his valiant efforts, we honestly believe that today there would be no such thing as Charlie Sheen.”
Beatty will be honored at a July 9 dinner at the Beverly Hilton, the proceeds of which, Preyner said, will be used to “educate an entire new generation about the importance of casual sex in the American lifestyle.” Celebrities including Kid Rock, Paris Hilton, and First Lady Laura Bush are among those likely to speak at the event.
“A lifetime goes by so quickly,” Beatty told reporters. “I’m no Wilt Chamberlain or even a Magic Johnson, but at least I can look my kids in the eye one day and tell them, their father did the best he could in the time he had available.”
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